$4,000 burial plots in Parkwood Cemetery and Mausoleum

People are literally dying to get in here!

Why wait until the last minute? Lock in your future real estate investment… underground!

Let’s be honest. This isn’t a purchase for today; it’s a purchase for when you’re no longer a problem for anyone else. I have two premium plots at PARKWOOD CEMETERY, Baltimore, MD. I’m offering you a chance to secure your future for less than the market price! Parkwood Cemetery plots are so popular, they have a waiting list! This prime piece of earth is located in the beautiful, serene Good Shepherd section and has an incredible view of... well, sky and a gorgeous pond! Come and see why so many people are dying to join our community!
It’s true! And with real estate prices what they are, it’s a very sound investment. Don’t get stuck in an unmarked grave when you can own prime real estate!

Forget bidding wars and rising interest rates! This tranquil, zero-maintenance property is already six feet under the competition. Your new neighbors are quiet, respectful, and will never call the Police if you get too loud!
Think of it as a permanent vacation home—no bills, no chores, and endless peace and quiet. Property complete with a peaceful, grassy view, overlooking a gorgeous pond!

Details:
• Prime Location: PARKWOOD CEMETERY, Baltimore, MD
• Two (2) Plots (side-by-side) located in a very peaceful, much desired section “Good Shepherd” overlooking a gorgeous pond!
• Quantity: Two (yes, two — bring a friend!)
• Price: Best offer, but hey, eternal peace is priceless.
• Prime location, close to all the... other plots.
• Comes with an exclusive one-way ticket.
• Move-in ready! (But not yet, we hope.)
• The ultimate “set it and forget it” investment.
• The deal is so good, you’ll be dying to buy it.

Highlights:
• No surprise expenses. HOA fees are a grave concern, but ours are manageable.
• Zero traffic noise.
• Move-in ready! (But not yet, we hope.)
• Quiet neighbors guaranteed.
• Perfect for those who like “long-term” stays.
• Zero renovations needed. No "open-concept" here, just pure, undisturbed rest.
• Bonus: You can literally sleep in. Forever!

Special Features:
• Spacious enough for one person (or two if you’re cozy).
• No property taxes.
• Low maintenance—literally zero upkeep after move-in.

Price: $8,000 for two (2) premium lots, side-by-side, includes $500 Parkwood Cemetery
Transfer Fees. Seller and Buyer MUST be Present at Parkwood Cemetery to
complete transaction and Deed transfers.

Act fast! These spots are dying to be sold!
"Serious inquiries only. Contact me today to discuss your final arrangements."